Wooden CPUs



Danny MacDonald
07-10-2005, 01:43 AM
Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor of
electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard ?

Richard Urban
07-10-2005, 01:43 AM
No problem. Just carve one out of a 2x4. Use a sharp exacto knife to
increase it's speed.

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"Danny MacDonald" <ids@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor
> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard
> ?
>

Nog
07-10-2005, 01:43 AM
"Danny MacDonald" <ids@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor
> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard
> ?
>
Should work just fine if you know what you are doing. Like stand offs for
the motherboard so air can circulate behind it.

Treeman
07-10-2005, 01:43 AM
Diamonds are more expensive than wood but will work better.
'Diamond Microcircuitry '
(http://www.margaretmorrisbooks.com/diamond_microcircuitry.html)
Treeman


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Alan Smith
07-10-2005, 01:43 AM
"Danny MacDonald" <ids@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor
> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard
> ?
>

A chip off the old block, if you can spare it.

Leythos
07-10-2005, 01:43 AM
In article <OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl>, ids@ns.sympatico.ca
says...
> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor of
> electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard ?

You can get Math Processors made of Wood - the Chinese used this
thousands of years ago, but the CPU was made of carbon, water, bone, and
flesh.

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Leythos
07-10-2005, 01:43 AM
In article <OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl>, ids@ns.sympatico.ca
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> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor of
> electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard ?

Oh, I have a template for doing "C" "P" "U" on my router in wood also :)

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petecee
07-10-2005, 01:43 AM
"Danny MacDonald" wrote:

> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor of
> electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard ?
>
>
> Just adding another post, I need 10 to make a fence.

Al
07-10-2005, 01:43 AM
I used balsa laminated with cedar, looks good and smells good too. It runs
at 5.8ghz too.
"Danny MacDonald" <ids@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor
> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard
> ?
>

shakey
07-10-2005, 10:35 AM
Sure then there would be no worry about virus attacks but the termites might
be bad.
SG
"Danny MacDonald" <ids@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
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> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good conductor
> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard
> ?
>

Og
07-10-2005, 10:35 AM
Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in a good
electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
electricity.

steve

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> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard motherboard
> ?
>


Wooden CPUs