[CompTechie]

The machine in question is an XP sp2 and out the blue you will hear fart
sounds. I have muted all devices in the sounds properties box. I also
checked the sounds and multimedia properties and found nothing. I also
deleted the temp stuff. I ran spybot and found so spyware. I am not sure
what this sound file is linked to.
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CompTechie

[CWatters]

"CompTechie" <CompTechie@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:9BD70489-1E31-49F3-9E19-3F290089DB38@microsoft.com...
> The machine in question is an XP sp2 and out the blue you will hear fart
> sounds. I have muted all devices in the sounds properties box. I also
> checked the sounds and multimedia properties and found nothing. I also
> deleted the temp stuff. I ran spybot and found so spyware. I am not sure
> what this sound file is linked to.

Who else has access to your PC? :-) Check for sniggering workmates or
recently installed programs - see Add Remove programs.

Fart Machine
http://www.thefreesite.com/Seasonal_Freebies/April_Fools/

See Wav Launcher
http://www.totalfreestuff.com/cat/joke_software4.html

etc etc..

[Carey Frisch [MVP]]

Beano
http://www.beanogas.com/

[Kat]

lol
--
Kat


"Carey Frisch [MVP]" wrote:

> Beano
> http://www.beanogas.com/
>
>
>

[CompTechie]

I am being very serious and I've gotten a couple responses that are making
fun! Please kept your jokes to yourself.... I want SERIOUS REPLIES!
--
CompTechie


"Kat" wrote:

> lol
> --
> Kat
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>
> "Carey Frisch [MVP]" wrote:
>
> > Beano
> > http://www.beanogas.com/
> >
> >
> >

[Rich]

Does it sound like stuttering? Search on www.Google.com for stuttering
sounds, if this is the problem then it is either an interrupt
conflict/problem or your video drivers need updating.

Good luck its a hard problem to track down, but your a computer techie, Rich











"CompTechie" <CompTechie@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:645734B4-BD87-4A45-A3AA-E662DE1B0D5A@microsoft.com...
>I am being very serious and I've gotten a couple responses that are making
> fun! Please kept your jokes to yourself.... I want SERIOUS REPLIES!
> --
> CompTechie
>
>
> "Kat" wrote:
>
>> lol
>> --
>> Kat
>>
>>
>> "Carey Frisch [MVP]" wrote:
>>
>> > Beano
>> > http://www.beanogas.com/
>> >
>> >
>> >

[CompTechie]

It sounds just like a fart (kinda long)
--
CompTechie


"Rich" wrote:

> Does it sound like stuttering? Search on www.Google.com for stuttering
> sounds, if this is the problem then it is either an interrupt
> conflict/problem or your video drivers need updating.
>
> Good luck its a hard problem to track down, but your a computer techie, Rich
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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>
>
> "CompTechie" <CompTechie@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:645734B4-BD87-4A45-A3AA-E662DE1B0D5A@microsoft.com...
> >I am being very serious and I've gotten a couple responses that are making
> > fun! Please kept your jokes to yourself.... I want SERIOUS REPLIES!
> > --
> > CompTechie
> >
> >
> > "Kat" wrote:
> >
> >> lol
> >> --
> >> Kat
> >>
> >>
> >> "Carey Frisch [MVP]" wrote:
> >>
> >> > Beano
> >> > http://www.beanogas.com/
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
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[Malke]

CompTechie wrote:

> It sounds just like a fart (kinda long)

Do clean-boot troubleshooting. Look in Event Viewer for clues. Use Task
Manager to see what is running when the "farting" occurs.

Clean Boot - http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?kbid=310353
and How to Troubleshoot By Using the Msconfig Utility in Windows XP -
http://support.microsoft.com/?id=310560

Start>Run eventvwr.msc [enter]

Ctrl-Alt-Del to bring up Task Manager (or right-click on empty area of
taskbar and then left-click on Task Manager).

Malke
--
Elephant Boy Computers
www.elephantboycomputers.com
"Don't Panic!"
MS-MVP Windows - Shell/User

[Ken Blake]

In news:9BD70489-1E31-49F3-9E19-3F290089DB38@microsoft.com,
CompTechie <CompTechie@discussions.microsoft.com> typed:

> The machine in question is an XP sp2 and out the blue you will
> hear
> fart sounds. I have muted all devices in the sounds properties
> box.
> I also checked the sounds and multimedia properties and found
> nothing. I also deleted the temp stuff. I ran spybot and
> found so
> spyware. I am not sure what this sound file is linked to.



I don't know what's causing it, but I would suspect some kind of
malware. Spybot Search and Destroy is a good program, no one
program is effective against all malware. You need to use
several. Try running Adaware and maybe others if that doesn't get
it.

--
Ken Blake - Microsoft MVP Windows: Shell/User
Please reply to the newsgroup

[Winux P]

I bet it's you and you're blaming your computer?

It always the cat, the dog, the door, the chair, your gradfather... Tell us
another one.

-Winux P

"CompTechie" <CompTechie@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:9BD70489-1E31-49F3-9E19-3F290089DB38@microsoft.com...
> The machine in question is an XP sp2 and out the blue you will hear fart
> sounds. I have muted all devices in the sounds properties box. I also
> checked the sounds and multimedia properties and found nothing. I also
> deleted the temp stuff. I ran spybot and found so spyware. I am not sure
> what this sound file is linked to.
> --
> CompTechie

[CWatters]

"Malke" <invalid@not-real.com> wrote in message
news:%23RGnhUbfFHA.3656@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> CompTechie wrote:
>
> > It sounds just like a fart (kinda long)
>
> Do clean-boot troubleshooting. Look in Event Viewer for clues. Use Task
> Manager to see what is running when the "farting" occurs.

Perhaps try a system restore to the date before you ate the beans. Oops I
mean to the date before the farting started

[Ian D]

Try one of these.

http://www.gasbgon.com/

[ollieoxenfree505@yahoo.com]

On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 08:53:07 -0700, "CompTechie"
<CompTechie@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:

>The machine in question is an XP sp2 and out the blue you will hear fart
>sounds. I have muted all devices in the sounds properties box. I also
>checked the sounds and multimedia properties and found nothing. I also
>deleted the temp stuff. I ran spybot and found so spyware. I am not sure
>what this sound file is linked to.

Perhaps some "jokester" has associated that particular sound with one
of the windows events. Go to the control panel, open sounds and audio
devices, click on the sounds tab and check out which sounds are
associated with which events.

HTH

--
ollie

[_RR]

On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 12:59:02 -0700, "CompTechie"
<CompTechie@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:

>I am being very serious and I've gotten a couple responses that are making
>fun! Please kept your jokes to yourself.... I want SERIOUS REPLIES!

You have to admit it's a funny subject line. If you find out how it's
done, please let us know.

[Incognitus]

Winux P wrote:

>
> I bet it's you and you're blaming your computer?
>
> It always the cat, the dog, the door, the chair, your gradfather... Tell
> us another one.
>
> -Winux P
>
> "CompTechie" <CompTechie@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:9BD70489-1E31-49F3-9E19-3F290089DB38@microsoft.com...
>> The machine in question is an XP sp2 and out the blue you will hear fart
>> sounds. I have muted all devices in the sounds properties box. I also
>> checked the sounds and multimedia properties and found nothing. I also
>> deleted the temp stuff. I ran spybot and found so spyware. I am not
>> sure what this sound file is linked to.
>> --
>> CompTechie

I knew it was him, I saw him when he tilted. LOL

[Tom Pepper Willett]

Have you tried Gas-X?

| >> The machine in question is an XP sp2 and out the blue you will hear
fart
| >> sounds. I have muted all devices in the sounds properties box. I also
| >> checked the sounds and multimedia properties and found nothing. I also
| >> deleted the temp stuff. I ran spybot and found so spyware. I am not
| >> sure what this sound file is linked to.